Alastair. I'm afraid I don't remember what the heading was & have been all down the new list without success. Collin x, from Sheerness was a regular contributor before passing on. With the easing of the lockdown, I decided to go to McDonalds for a burger. Arriving to sit on the next table, an old couple bought a burger. He carefully cut it in two & ate his half. Passing it over to his wife, she then ate her half. I thought, poor pensioners can't afford two, so feeling magnanimous, I said to the wife that I'd buy them one each. She replied, thank you but we always share everything. The husband then bought a plate of chips, carefully counted out two equal portions & ate his, passing the others to his wife. So I again said, please let me buy you a portion each but the wife said no, they were fine and always shared everything. When she had finished her portion, the husband went and bought a desert, brought it back, carefully divided it into two and ate his half. He then passed it over to his wife, who just sat there looking at it. After a while, I said to the wife, excuse me but why are you waiting before eating your portion of desert. She replied, teeth!
