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Offline stuartwaters

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« Reply #1 on: May 22, 2021, 07:57:24 PM »
There you go.....


A woman goes into a pet shop and sees three parrots for sale, one for £350, one for £250 and one for a tenner. She asks why one is only a tenner and the pet shop owner says "Oh, it used to live in a brothel". "I'll take it" she says.


So, the woman gets the parrot home and it says "Oh, nice new place, get plenty of custom here I think".


Some time later, the woman's daughters get home from college and the parrot says "Oh great, new girls".


A bit later on, the woman's husband gets home and the parrot says "Oh, hi Dave, you found the new spot then"


And so the fight started.......
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