There you go.....
A woman goes into a pet shop and sees three parrots for sale, one for £350, one for £250 and one for a tenner. She asks why one is only a tenner and the pet shop owner says "Oh, it used to live in a brothel". "I'll take it" she says.
So, the woman gets the parrot home and it says "Oh, nice new place, get plenty of custom here I think".
Some time later, the woman's daughters get home from college and the parrot says "Oh great, new girls".
A bit later on, the woman's husband gets home and the parrot says "Oh, hi Dave, you found the new spot then"
And so the fight started.......